Reason # 46 to hate facebook:

People don't know how to read a thread.

Tell me your dogs love you. Without telling me your dogs love you.

I’ll go first.

#dogsofcoso
And he isn’t even my dog. He flung himself back into this position.

This is some shit.

If you don't have Twatter, some Ohio State Sen. were all sent shit. This person asked for pun responses.

https://twitter.com/JoJoFromJerz/status/1545210394465157121

I've been drinking.

I've been researching.

I'm getting agitated.

https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/crude-oil

https://www.theintell.com/story/news/2013/09/09/summer-2013-had-third-most/17248654007/

https://money.cnn.com/2008/06/30/news/economy/gas/index.htm

#statsdonotlie

Or back.

#cosomemes

Don’t know if this has been shared or not.

CA Gov. Gavin Newsom’s first Truth Social post.

#pettyGovernor

Mmm. Pork Rinds. Chicharrones.

Whatever you wanna call them.

4505 calls them crispy clouds of porkaliciousness.

#snacks

I bought myself a new fan.

I could have sworn it was for me.

#dogsofcoso
#hotflashes
#myownpersonalsummer

#cosomemes

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Good thing @th3j35t3r hasn’t created smell-o-social media.

Chicken fried steak, smashed taters, and veggies.

#hungry

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

Katharine Hepburn

It has been 20 years since I pried the diamond from my dads cold, dead hand. Miss you pops.

To clarify that: My dad said I could have it when I pried it from his cold dead hand. He passed away 20 years ago and I had to remove all his jewelry.

#cosomemes

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My dog is an asshole and disrespectful.

#cosodogs

#cosomemes

I really really am going to try

@Mrs_Bones

Some LIL birdie told us it was your Birthday,

#HappyBirthday

I’m not right. But I won’t hurt myself.

I have an appointment via phone tomorrow.

I’m sure HR will contact me to find out what is going on and why I requested an LOA.

I will find the strength to figure out if I need to move on or stay. I’ve been with this company for almost 6 years. Longer than any other in my entire 51 years of life.

Not all paths lead to paradise.

#mentalhealth

Hey Kaiser. How about not changing the number to the mental health line?

Yeah. Called the mental health line on Kaiser’s website and get a recording that the number has changed to some other number without redirecting the caller to that number.

Bad call.

Call the 800 number, because I’m in no state to take down another number and let Mary know that having the number not connect to a mental health professional when I need one is not the best thing. I COULD. NOT. BREATHE.

I am ok.