Laziest. Most spoiled dog on the west coast.

#dogsofcoso

Security footage

Merriam Webster is BRUTAL:

https://x.com/MerriamWebster/status/1783929793689301044

If you live in El Segundo. Do. Not. Let your dogs poop here.

Got yelled at last night about “letting my dog”poop on their lawn. As. I. Was. In. The. Act. Of. Picking. It. Up.

Yeah. Love my neighbors. “There is all this area that they could shot on and you LET THEM shot on my lawn.” As I’m picking it up. Yes I LET them shot there. I asked them to shot there.

#fuckyoukaren
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3-4 years ago the crows/ravens stole this measuring cup from me off my back porch.

The other night, after a new person bought the house, it shows up.

I know for a fact my dead mother is laughing her ass off about it.

#fuckcancer

Texas decided to leave me with an eye of Sauron as a momento.

#stoopidgaspump

What transpired to necessitate this?

Sticker located on top of mini fridge in hotel room. In front of microwave. Yes, microwave has plugs in it. Not certain sticker is for them.

One in a hole.
One on top of the one in the hole.
One stretched out for days.

#dogsofcoso

Blake is being a weirdo.

#dogsofcoso

Looking out the window into the trees in Mobile,AL.

Getting my shake on.

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Duke taking full advantage of the pillows on the king size bed.

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Stopped in Orlando, so I HAD to visit the biggest McDonald’s. Got a McPhillie and McPasta, because, reasons. I could. Doggos got chickie nuggies because they have put up with me for over 2000 miles. Hanging out in hotel rooms and all. Spending hours in the car. Being the bestest bois ever. We have one more leg to Miami tomorrow. Then a day trip to the Keyes from there. Spending 2 days in Miami. Then racing back home so I can go to the dentist on Thursday. 🙄
#dogsofcoso
#travelmonkeytxeclipse24

Welcome to Florida.

Don’t tell me that FB isn’t tracking my location, even with my locations turned off.

Sitting in my hotel room in Lake Charles. Contemplating if I’m moving on to Pensacola.

I got cloud cover during totality.

Here is the surrounding area

Shout out to the Dollar general/Family Dollar for letting us set up in their parking lot.

#travelmonkeytxeclipse24

After Eclipse snacks.
Sorry I don’t have a banana for scale. They are so tiny.

The Gretapocalypse is upon us.

Setting up.
Junction, TX.
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Getting setup.
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#deerhorntree