So I went and did a thing.

This is me.

#cosomemes

#cosomemes

Good thing I type fast on my iPad.

I knew the shipping info was full of shit.

It has an automatic eject button.

Don’t mess with the Alphabet Mafia. They can be petty. They will get revenge for this.

Got a new shower curtain.

My bath mat doesn’t match.

Now I have to go to IKEA.

😥

I might have issues.

I couldn’t resist.

Circa 1980’s:

Here is a picture of my sister with Christian Frazier.

Think this is my most popular tweet.

So when I parked, there wasn’t a car anywhere in sight.

30 minutes later. This.

And there were plenty of other places for this tool to park. Did he think it was the small penis club parking?

So Real Water turned a kid into a sink?

Still my lame claim to fame.

#ancestry
#piratefamily
#YesThatDrake
#rabbithole

Things that make you go hmmm.

#tootsinfluencedbywhiskey

I can kill em quick.

#dogsofcoso
#spoileddirtyrotten

I have no four leaf clovers. 😡

Every time I try to color.

#dogsofcoso
#spoileddirtyrotten

In case you want to laugh, cry, scream, throw up a little in your mouth, etc.

#45garbage