This is the FU, you cut my ears and kicked me out of the kitchen so I couldn’t eat onions, look.

Just saw this ad on wastebook.

Didn’t watch the video, but read the comments. I love comments.

I don’t need a light in my garbage disposal.

#wtaf

So I got my Netflix increase email the other day. My sister has been leeching off of it for over 5 years. I sent her this.

Hubs and I at Jeff Dunham at Save Mart Center, Fresno.

I’ve kicked the hornets nest at work. Julie was promoted to lead a month ago. Britanny was hired 2 weeks ago.

And they don’t “need her in produce.” We (me and the book keeper) just didn’t want her to open without being trained properly.

Larry, Moe, and Curly.

Bwahaha!!!!

@th3j35t3r

Just a tweak. Not a major issue. I may be the only one with this issue, but my "console" flap and media "X" are located in the same general location and I have to actually pay attention.

Thanks bunches.
Hugs and Kisses.

So my online classes just had a shelter in place drill. Guess this bullshit has finally hit home for me.

When the game doesn’t take itself too seriously.

Tonights dinner brought to me by Domino’s.

And yes that’s pineapple on a pizza.

Congrats to Falcon Heavy Team. 3 for 3 today.
#SpaceNerds

I'm thinking of naming him Peter, but it might be a female, so?

I have spiders.

I have cubes!!!!!

Told my mother that I wasn’t guaranteeing the work, but we now have ice.

My 2 month wait is over. I haven’t used the account in 3 years. Figured I would finally just be done with it.

Go Kings Go.

I might have a problem.

Theses are my headbands and fascinators for the different holidays. I’m still looking for a good one for Chinese New Year 🧧 and a decent Chanukah 🕎 one.

No bunny emojis.

Wait for it.