So. I followed the path this carbon based life form took after it hit my truck. This is what I found at the end of the scrapes in the road.
And apparently, it hit someone else.
@GlytchMeister
One point two miles. I followed the trail of tears.
If they were any more inbred, they’d be a sandwich.
@MrsBentoBako bloody hell. You’d think they’d notice the missing tire and the deployed airbags and stop a wee bit sooner.