Alright well... "less dildo more tampon" was not the response I was expecting from my friend... so I'm calling this magic wand woodturning arc closed... I will find another way to deal with the depression and try to be more creative after I take a few days off from life.
@Brisse I'm sorry they killed it for you. I, personally, enjoyed seeing it for what it was. Perhaps there might be a design out there less prone to be misconstrued in pervy ways
@MrMalignance π€·ββοΈ I thought it looked fine based on what I saw on Etsy and other sites researching them... But it's whatever.