Alright well... "less dildo more tampon" was not the response I was expecting from my friend... so I'm calling this magic wand woodturning arc closed... I will find another way to deal with the depression and try to be more creative after I take a few days off from life.
@Brisse I hope in the future you can give it a other shot. Don't give up, unless you find something better. I believe in you
@MrMalignance π€·ββοΈ I thought it looked fine based on what I saw on Etsy and other sites researching them... But it's whatever.