Put your finger in someone's mouth while they yawn to assert dominance.
The first rule of Yawn Rape is never to talk about Yawn Rape.
@MrGoat Not recommended for people with epilepsy as you might lose a finger or five.
@MrGoat So if you lose the finger they are the dominant one? (checking the rules here)
@Lucky188 If you're choking that's probably not very dominant.
@MrGoat Wait, other people choke?
@MrGoat my husband calls his fishhooking
@MrGoat Whatever you do, don't exclaim "Yawn rape" as you do so, because that's just creepy.