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If Jesus were here preaching today what he preached 2000 years ago, and if he gained enough followers to threaten the system, the capitalists would kill him.

Kiddo is just tickled that I am dressed for work but not yet at work. It’s like me wearing my scrubs to drop her at school is just unbearably cool.

I THINK she just might be proud of me and that is such a buoying feeling to get me through this morning.

I’m skipping the first few hours of work to get all the monitoring done for IUI cycle three. If this doesn’t stick, we will take a month off then start IVF. 🤞

Good morning CoSo. Coffee’s brewing, sun is shining, and we are here to take on another day. I hope today is kind to you. And you are kind to yourself. 🕉️

car dealerships are just so corrupt *we'll give you the best price* then adds in $1,101 of shit you don't want or need. "that's our best price" well it's not because I configured the same car for cheaper on your website...

My child has infiltrated the sanctum sanctorum. 😳 My recommendations are a mess😅

Kiddo loves baguettes. But only the inside. I’ve been eating almost exclusively baguette crusts for years. 🥖😅 can’t say I’m mad about it.

Kiddo got ready for school so quickly and thoroughly this morning so I asked her what she would like to do with all the spare time before we had to leave. I figured she might ask to look at animals (Nat Geo Kids) on my phone or the iPad. Or maybe she would ask to watch PBS kids or a few episodes of Bluey. Instead she immediately said, “can we see if Charlie gets a Golden Ticket???”

Heck yes. 🙌🏻

So that 🚁 crash that killed the Iranian president…?

that the great great great grandfather of my child’s green parrot puppet was the first ever paleontologist and geologist.

He was a contemporary to the dinosaurs and lived to be an estimated 60 million years. Here is an artist’s rendering of this feathered father of both paleontology and geology, as interpreted from the historical record.

@th3j35t3r oh my god, the bad review t-shirts. Would buy for sure! 💯

Big Tight Pants Energy today. Least favorite scrub pants on day 3 in a row. 😅

I definitely don’t want to cause arguments. This is just an FYI.

This neighbor is acting up again, even after we agreed that after our fences went up we would not bother one another ever again. He confronted my husband while he was hedge trimming, yelling at him about our cameras on our garage and how we better not be recording his house. They aren’t cameras. They are cheap-ass solar lights because our detached garage has no electricity. And also there’s a fucking fence.

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Every time I decide I am going to chop my hair off it gets vengefully glorious and I’m like, “Okay yeah I see your point, but the next time I accidentally pull you during regular activities like taking off my backpack/purse/garments, etc. we are so done.”

Just woke up from a dream about coming to life in my kitchen. (And you and you and you were there.) After coffee, we held a seance to contact @Alfred. It was delightfully weird.

Wish me luck on additional sleep before having to wake at 5. 😩

all your holds: digital, physical, and media all become available at the exact same time but you had to finish the for which you paid money to read ASAP, and now that you have finished you don’t even know if you are in the headspace for anything to come and intrude on that “just finished a fucking awesome book” moment of simultaneous bliss, affection, accomplishment, longing and melancholy. 📖🩷

My heart and soul aren’t ready to move on.

The guy who grabbed a coworker’s ass is banned from taking jobs on this unit.

I’m sorry, why is he not actually banned from working in this entire hospital?

Fuck all the way off.

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