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Hospital baby doll for confused elderly patient who can’t stop crying. Made entirely of hospital socks, cohesive bandage, and a single latex free rubber band.

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This is my ThriftBooks “Very Good” condition purchase of The Golem and the Jinni by Helene Wecker.

I am really just awful about pricing. And I hate inflation and don’t want to inflict it on anyone else. Would you feel these are reasonably priced if you were into this sort of thing? #craft

It’s been a minute since I’ve granted myself the joy of a #graphicnovel. I made a fantastic choice. N.K. Jemisin can do no wrong.

Unsolicited #birbs
#budgies

Well the email to management worked. But it’s bittersweet.

This seems like an odd word cloud to promote your Baptist church. Also nope.

Unsolicited library books pic:

I am training a human for a job that requires a lot of focus, planning, time management, attention to detail and what others are saying, empathy, patience, and a consummately professional demeanor.

For me (the very embodiment of all of the above traits,) the Herculean effort of training someone, who is the actual antithesis of me, has me breathing *mask-down* (I’m a big mask believer, folks) in the locker room trying to stave off a rage migraine.
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😔 hate to be the cautionary tale. But if it spreads awareness, so be it.

I literally just wanted to see if I remembered all the verses of American Pie. 🥴 #WhyAmILikeThis

Me: (having the audacity to sit down and put my feet up after vacuuming and mopping the first floor of my house.)
The Parakeets:

My daughter's first cartoon crush has become apparent. It's Hector Rivera from Coco. (Mine was Li Shang from Mulan.)

Unsolicited Easter Eggs

Case in point:

My daughter drew this #portrait of me for me to keep on my locker at work. Personally, I think the likeness is uncanny. #CoSoArt

#TFW you just went into your sleeping child's room to give her a kiss before you go to bed for the night. Your husband stops you in the hallway to say something and said sleeping child rolls over and looks right at you but you don't know if she's actually conscious...