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I really like it when my wife gets a little knotty. Garlic rosemary twist bread for Thanksgiving round 1 tomorrow.

I think we should apply the “doth protest too much” theory to mundane things.

There is no way Gary hates mushrooms that much. I bet he’s ashamed to admit he loves them.

I guess I know where I’m taking my wife for date night.

the most unrealistic thing about Star Wars movies imo is that at no point did they ever leave the house for an adventure only to realize that one of the droids is at like 13% battery level

*Credit to @Ygrene on the bird app

It’s 38 outside. I wonder how long I can leave the heat off before my family revolts.
I think 62 is the perfect sleeping temperature.

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Someone called us the PBS of social media. I think that's an apt description.

"CounterSocial is made possible by users like you."

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I've always loved potatoes. Apparently they love me back ❤️

My wife is wearing a fancy hat and telling me how to do the yard work.
She’s a highly decorated lawn enforcement officer.

Inspired by: counter.social/@Lovepurr/10931

Breaking news: Guy Fieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown!

I get social security sex.
Just a little each month, but not enough to live on.

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Good Morning CoSo.

Got my vote for the in at sunrise.

Make sure you on this , and reject the as loudly as possible.

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Good morning! It’s a beautiful day to VOTE BLUE!

G,Morning CoSo!
To keep fit, I’ve taken up quiet tennis. It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.

The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.

A slice of pie costs $1.50 in Jamaica and $2.25 in the Bahamas.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.