I guess I know where I’m taking my wife for date night.

@Zaptrapped saw your 5 year anniversary tweet and looked you up here.

the most unrealistic thing about Star Wars movies imo is that at no point did they ever leave the house for an adventure only to realize that one of the droids is at like 13% battery level

*Credit to @Ygrene on the bird app

@Figment_Imagine there is a user guide. I’ll try to find it unless someone else posts it before me.
You’re right, it should be linked to the FAQ page.

@CathieArms hi, I saw your post on Twitter. Nice to see more people migrating here.

It’s 38 outside. I wonder how long I can leave the heat off before my family revolts.
I think 62 is the perfect sleeping temperature.

I've always loved potatoes. Apparently they love me back ❤️
#cooking

My wife is wearing a fancy hat and telling me how to do the yard work.
She’s a highly decorated lawn enforcement officer.
#dadjokes #cosojokes

Inspired by: https://counter.social/@Lovepurr/109319648264190237

@Lovepurr you just gave me an idea. 👍

@InUnfunky I can’t remember what was in there other than the obvious shrimp. This is a photo I posted to IG in 2016.

Ceviche tacos. I always overfill them.

#cooking #foodporn

Breaking news: Guy Fieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown!

I get social security sex.
Just a little each month, but not enough to live on.
#dadjokes #cosojokes

Please vote today even if you think it won’t count.

@RobPalmerIRL oh yeah, C&H and Far Side were the best thing in the newspaper back when newspaper was still a thing

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