Product idea: Only Haters. Like Only Fans, but instead of porn the performers torture themselves a little, and viewers pay based on that. Like, I’ll touch a 9 volt battery to my tongue, and those viewers that don’t like me can pay a quarter to watch.

Speaking of Chipotle, riiiiiiiight.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chipotle-insists-portions-have-not-shrunk/

Correction: “fan”. It’s one guy. One, no doubt Fox News crusader who wants to erase the shame of being aroused by that green M&M.

Heheheh.

“Madonna sued by fans for ‘unwanted pornography’”

“Fans”? Of *which* Madonna?

So so stupid.

Dooky-gram!

https://koreajoongangdaily.joins.com/news/2024-05-29/national/northKorea/North-Korea-flies-150-fecesfilled-balloons-across-border-to-the-South/2057086

The replacement stickers arrived today for my repaired Big Trak. Woohoo! It’s now 100% finished.

When it first arrived and was worse than described, girly felt disappointed that it was in such a state and bought another via eBay that was billed as new condition. It arrived and the battery compartment was jacked up such that there was no way anyone had tried to test this thing. Pictures of damage, and back it goes. Liars run free on eBay.

Anyway, here’s my repaired one looking all fab:

What’ll they call him in the joint? Pookie? Cuddles? Dorothy?

I don’t think that if you’re convicted on 34 counts of something that you can concurrently be described as a “first time offender”. You’re talking about a “34th time offender. “

How much combover hair care product can you take into Rikers?

I hope someone, anyone near to the Convict will whisper to him “remember how prison went for Epstein”.

He should be reminded of that.

That comically long red tie will be taken away from him. You know- so he doesn’t hang himself.

Don the Con(vict). Nice. About fucking time.

#Politics

I don’t get the hype about 3D printed “ghost guns”. What do they use for a barrel? No materials that I can use hold up to that heat or pressure.

If it’s a metal barrel and striker in a plastic body, how is that not a zip gun?

So so stupid. And entirely expected.

First -

Wall Street and Silicon Valley Elites Are Warming Up to Trump

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-21/billionares-musk-griffin-ellison-embrace-trump-and-chaos

Then-

Donald Trump Says He'll Stop All Electric Car Sales

gizmodo.com/donald-trump-says-stop-electric-car-sales-1851503550

You know, it’s just as well I don’t run a senior assited living type place, because I’d be too keen on the idea of petty dumb paybacks. All those times I had to wait at the pool for 30 minutes because I had a snack? Well…

Here at Crabgrass Acres, we have simple rules Pops. No Wheel of Fortune on days when you swear. Hmm? Oh, I heard you say “fescue” to Tony over there. Not okay big guy. You need a stupid time out by the pool.

Heheh.

Emotion/Psychological suggestion request:

I caught a lot of verbal abuse growing up, and the net effect is that I take nearly any criticism or raised voices as a reason to get into heated defensive arguments (irrespective of whether I’m right or wrong about whatever it is).

Has anyone found a way to help mitigate the hair trigger response kind of deal? I can always see it in retrospect and make apologies, but it’d be better all around if I could interrupt the reflex.

I see guidance like “take a deep breath” which isn’t within my ability when the ‘red mist’ descends. Any ideas?

I seem to be missing a post. Is it prohibited to ask about ayahuasca?

Damn. All you Mississippi River valley area people, be safe. That’s some severe weather on you.

Hmm. This story got a lot darker than I’d expected. I too am divorced, but never did I feel the need to setup a web page trashing my ex. I guess that’s the influence of Scientology on that guy.

https://www.dailydot.com/news/single-mom-birthday-cake-ex-husband/?amp

Alright, today’s clue is “moist”. There’s *something* to do with “moist” that has everyone memeing….