shit. i just found out my 10-yo niece still believes in santa claus.
where can I find rabbit poop? i want to sprinkle it outside as proof that reindeers came, and make her go clean it up.
she's familiar enough with coffee beans that I can't use that either. hrm.
i'm the fun uncle. 😆
(yes, I'm the one who sprinkled ashes in shoes when a christian coworker thought the rapture was coming. i'm a bad person.)
@silent_dystopia Find yourself a gingerbread recipe and make some pellets out of that.
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Agree. If unicorn poop is sparkly rainbow color, then santa’s reindeer’s should have gingerbread poop