Why people buy flares for funerals.
I moved to the south and didn't understand the accent. While a collection was being taken for flowers for a funeral, I asked Why do you neeed flares for a funeral?
My classmates burst into laughter and slowly pronounced FLOW ERS. Then told me about Tars.
I told my grandparents and it made them laugh so much that every year we gave them flares for their anniversary.
