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Eddie McClintock of Warehouse 13 fame posted this on Fuh.

"Sweaty Nut Sack" sang to the tune of Dirty White Boy by Foreigner.

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Sometimes it's the computer. Sometimes it's my brain.

Wah! Wah!

Suggested [Unnecessary] feature: When mosquito takes off from skin, make a bubble wrap popping sound. (Not available for 2.0, maybe 2.5, maybe aftermarket app add-on)

Totally not about politics.

And that cursed fruitcake is still passed hand to hand.

Dear Santa...

It's alright. I'll go. Got all dem eggs any way.

Happy Thanksgiving, you jive turkeys.

For when dude won't shut up and eat his mashed potatoes.

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I said don't do that thing with your tongue while I'm driving.

I hope @squirewildboy is okay. His Tw has disappeared and I really wanted to follow him, cause that is genius.

Beware the Mariah, for it is her season, and she hungers.