The constant need to re-login to Grammarly each time after I close a browser where I use it the most makes it too annoying to renew the $144 subscription.

My typos are not worth that much effort.
Most people just ignore them these days.

I really want the trial televised to witness the one person who has the power to tell him to stop taking.

When you get an injury like a burnt finger while cooking French toast, your body makes it hurt much more and much longer than the original ouch.

Stupid body.

Don't touch hot things kids.

Almost all men's bicycling shorts assume if you ride a bicycle, you have fit thighs.

**Commenting for a chubby friend

One of those rare days when the news makes you happy.
Woo hoo!

It looks like Tweetdeck has changed it's name to Xpro.

I wonder if that means it will only be available for paying subscribers.

R.I.P Pee-wee

I'd rather have my tonails ripped out with pliers than watch something on "Freevee" with commercials.

I'm looking at you Jeff Bezos.
I did not sign up for Prime + commercials.

There were very few people actually speaking German, but Milwaukee does do a fantastic German Fest.
That park is excellent for humongous crowds.
And it's always cooler by the lake, of course.

Nobody sweats better than I do during sweater weather.
I drank the jumbo CamelBak dry on today's bicycle ride.
#Smiski

96.78% of all the garbage trucks I drive behind smell the same.

This proves we all throw out the exact same items.

Logic 101

I appreciate the spare button you occasionally get with new clothing, but I don't think I have ever used one.

Somewhere I may have a drawer full of random buttons.

If news sites didn't auto-post the same stories every few hours for a day or two, we would have much less crap to scan through.

I sort of miss having newspapers that you only had to read once a day.

Just In Case
Is something I do
Much too often

Always carry a safety pin kids

Most people seem not to know that you can turn down the horn that sounds when you lock/unlock your car.

Please be kind to your neighbors who like to open their windows.

I know one should not find joy in another's misfortunes, but it looks like the jackals smelling blood have overtaken the replies to TFG on Truth Social.

<smile emoji here>

Today I am grateful to Jack Smith's parents for getting together naked and doing the thing people do at those times.

When I was young, I occasionally ate with a family in our apartment building because my mother was working.

They often pointed out how I stuff my cheeks while eating.

Many decades later I still don't like people watching me eat.
I still stuff.

Offering grace to humans who all make mistakes should never be conditional.

If you do this EXACTLY this way, I MIGHT forgive you.

Offer it freely as you would like to have others do for your mistakes.

I Got Hemorrhoids on My Heart from Loving You

It's a classic.
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Wthw9d7fmQXRQZL9htoOe