I stopped in a Wisconsin Fast food joint today
One person ordered a Guy-Row sandwich
Another an Eye-Tailan sausage
I love regional accents

Whoever first thought of changing a status to "shipped" when only a label has been printed is never getting a Christmas card from me.

Have they given up on Dr. Who?
It's been so long that I may have lost interest.

Each season has fewer episodes.
And they only appear every few years.
It seems to me.

That mouthful where you realize heating up the salsa instead of the spaghetti sauce was not a mistake but a eureka moment.

I wonder how long it takes pictures from the Street View car to appear on Google Maps.

I had one go past me today, and I want to know when I will get my 15 minutes of fame.

Is it wrong to be happy that when a criminal is booked in Georgia, they also take their weight?

I went to my local library today to donate some lovely art books, and they said they no longer take donations.
Most odd.

I drove to the next library in the next town.

I clean more when I don't feel well because I don't want the paramedics who remove my body to think I don't vacuum regularly.

We've all got our junk, and my junk is you

This may be the first man who literally dodged a bullet.
Or, he was just having a bad hair day.
A Forestville, MD thrift store purchase.

Madison WI, is such an excellent bicycling town.
Bike lanes and bicyclists everywhere.
If I had any motivation, I would move there.

"Far too often in my life have I dreamt of the rescue ship that might be just over the horizon."

- The opening line of my next book

I sometimes lament that I do not have a huckleberry friend

Even though I live within shouting distance of a river on which the moon shines

There should be an easy way for old people to enlarge just emoji.

I can read the text fine, but sometimes the little images are a challenge to decipher.

I miss owning an iPod that held songs I purchased once, which a streaming service could never take away.

I have given up on my lifelong dream of cracking eggs as elegantly as they do on television.

Messy is cool.

The number of people who tag their images with #PhotoOfTheDay may slightly annoy me.

Happy crabby Wednesday everyone.

I'm beginning to suspect that the lawyers for the former president don't get paid by the hour but do get paid for each delay tactic.

Each day they can add on to any court case is considered a win.

I still reflexively open my car window occasionally when nearing an expressway toll, even though we have been using electronic passes for years.

In addition to hot & cold water pipes, all homes should have compressed air pipes.

Used to dry all locations where the water comes out.