WILL IT BE THE ARNOLD PALMER SCHLONG TEST?
ON this date in 1962 - Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev informed the U.S. that he had ordered the dismantling of Soviet missile bases in Cuba.
Little known outside secure govt. channels, international negotiators from the Hague, Bun Man and Mr. Purple, had actually brokered the deal after implementing the schlong test.
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The room was darkened and in walked the two combatants, Kennedy and Khrushchev; they both let theirs out...
Well, Kennedy being the younger and more virile, had Khrushchev beat by a horse's head...
No wonder Marilyn loved the dude...
You'll never know how many international conflicts have been decided by the schlong test...
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