ON this date in 1990 - Xavier Cugat died of heart failure at the age of 90.

Bun Man just tipped his hat at the thought of Xavier making it that long what w/ Charo chasing him around the bedroom all the time.

Bun Man told us he tried to maintain a relationship w/ a Latin woman but just couldn't keep up...

Bun said "It's a sad day when you realize you're not the sexual dynamo you think you are..."

I now can't get Mr. Purple to stop ROFLHAO...