Is it customary for the firstborn to take the world's longest dumps?
@BosmangBeratna It is a gift bestowed upon them, only relinquished upon themselves achieving (?) parenthood.
@stueytheround 25 of the longest minutes of my life, fam.
@stueytheround @BosmangBeratna
I will never look at your first born the same way again...
@Madken65 You've seen my firstborn? Well can you give them my address? We've never met. @BosmangBeratna