So, we're in Vegas with time to burn so the Mikster always chooses IKEA for browsing fun and Os&Es, so I get to go to Zen Leaf, one of the local dispensaries.

It's a natural trade-off. IKEA gets her high, you get the drift.

Well, don't ya know, I get a discount of over $100 on product today.

I gotta tell ya, no drug dealer I ever had gave me a discount.