ON this date in 1999 - U.S. President Clinton was acquitted by the U.S. Senate on two impeachment articles.

The charges were perjury and obstruction of justice.

Clinton was defended by US Attorneys Bun Man and Mr. Purple whose closing argument was so compelling when they said "Let the Senator who doesn't have a Blue Dress w/ a stain on it in his closet cast the first ballot for impeachment..."

That seemed to win the day.