Follow

FAT AND BLOATED

Ken-Dogger: Morning Flo, Morning Jo…You look how I feel.
Flo: Hey Dogger, I be full.
KD: Umm, Flo, it is I am full.
Flo: You too? What about Jo?
KD: Jo looks as full as you and I do.
Jo: Guys, have you seen the moon this morning?
KD: No, why?
Jo: Moon must have been thanksgiving too, it looks flat and bloated this morning.
Flo: It’s just seeing the earth’s reflection…
KD: More so today, than most other days…But you’re right, the Earth remains fat and bloated.

@Mandypar

Hey there Sweetness, thought I'd sneak in here this morning, but NO...you saw me.

come to think of it, how would one sneak in here.

This place knows all, this place sees all...it be ALL?

I thought that was a Laundry detergent.

@Madken65 Sorry - I was watching my laptop screen and not reading a book on my Kindle Fire. It's also only 20 minutes or so until lunch (which will be dinner today) and will be a roast leg of lamb with vegetables. Then it will be dinner for a number of days. lol

@Mandypar

Enjoy the Lamb...

I'm golfing again today, hopefully in a little warmer weather.

Now that I'm paying for golf again, I'm more discriminating on the weather I play in...

It would be bad form to keep playing in crap weather.

Peeps would start to think I'm European.

@Madken65 So nasty 🤯 It would be an improvement for you 😜

@Madken65
"You look how I feel"

Is exactly what William Shatner said, as I stood at the Bell Stand in the Marriott Resort hotel in Vail, in 1984: I had my head buried in a newspaper... and recognized his voice instantly.

Sign in to participate in the conversation

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.