ON BECOMING
Ken-Dogger: Hey Fritz, why the long face?
Fritz: I’m sad, I was hoping to become an Army Officer
KD: Well, I think you can still shoot for that, what do you think is the problem?
F: Well, I was born here, I’m an American, but I’m German heritage.
KD: So?
F: Just seems like you are no longer just an American, now you have subgroup ties
KD: We ALL have subgroup ties, what makes us American is we get over them
F: You’re right, let’s go practice marching…