An Army-Navy PM
Ken-Dogger: Hey Basil, why the long face?
Basil: Dude, did you see the score, our boys got trounced…
KD: Oh, you mean Army-Navy, yes, they did, couldn’t stop Navy QB
B: Army should’ve put me in, I could’ve bitten the dude
KD: Ah, but then it wouldn’t have been fair and square
B: And that’s what those boys represent?
KD: It’s called winning with honor, sadly, it’s a dying code
B: That’s a shame, they’re the only wins that matter