@Susandoyle @EileenKCarpenter @stueytheround

Do you think that would throw them off? 😅 Like, the Spanish Inquisition shows up and you've got name cards on plates, and all the cooks know their dietary preferences, and they're just so confounded that they beg off, promising to come back another time.

"Good!" you call after them. "We'll be waiting!"

To which they stomp their feet in frustration as they stalk off.

"No, you won't! That's the whole--oh, sod it. We'll go terrorize somewhere else."