I'm chuckling at how quintessentially US-centric eclipse conspiracy theories are.
Colombian newspapers recently suggested a city six hours from MedellÃn where people might get a sliver of the view, but also pointed out that people can "just" wait until 2044, when one will be visible here.
But if an eclipse is happening over 'Murica, THAT'S IT. That's the bat signal for the apocalypse! 🤣 If you do plan to ascend, though, please be sure to keep the rest of us in mind when writing your wills. 😘
@MLClark Also, here's an old favorite of mine: https://xkcd.com/966/
An important distinction! The mole people run a really good disinformation campaign, but if we don't call out what chem trails are doing to our whistleblowers today, we'll never be able to stop Stage 2 of the vax chip invasion. But clearly I'm preaching to the choir, so just tell Tupac I said hello when you see him at the next meeting!
@MLClark Changelings aren't real, the Dominion War never happened!
@MLClark Before. Elvis today is a reptillian. I'm talking about the real Elvis, not the one running the US government with the grey aliens.