Happy International Whale Shark Day!

I've just drank 1/4 pint of unsweetened soya milk and feel utterly stuffed and bloated.

Menopause is a b***h at times!

I need to go to bed and pet my pussy!

I mean our cat, you filthy minded bunch!

@snyde21

Thank you very much!

It's my beloved hubby's birthday, 5th August, today, he's 62.

I've bought him some general prezzies but in a few days I'll get him something really special and take him to either Angelo's Ristorante Fine Dine or Ashiana Indian Fine Dine, whichever he likes!

@anniecoughlin Fully agreed!

It's pouring down again and cold, which I love, I LOVE rain etc.

Am also looking forward to snuggling in bed tonight with a hot water bottle and our little fluff god cat!

@cjcrew HA HA HA! Certainly is!

True fact!
The loudest fart in the world was recorded at 118.1 decibels on May 11th, 1972 in Flint, Michigan by Paul Hunn. The fart lasted for 2 minutes and 42 seconds!
A thunderclap, chainsaw and oxygen torch come just above at 120db!

The loudest burp goes to Neville Sharp of Australia. Registered at 112.4db, in Darwin on 29th July 2021, which was louder than an electric drill or a trombone!

@CrypticMirror Thanks for favouriting my status!

I think we should all have 1 day off each year from work to appreciate the creation of the world's greatest choccy bar, Topic!

@thedisasterautist HA HA HA!

I've not been here for a while but I've not forgotten any of you!