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YES YES YES! Twisted paedo Rolf Harris has finally dropped dead aged 93!

Hubby and I don't like kids and won't have them but we love animals. Yesterday at Morrisons we had a box of these pouches, a 20lt bag of Catsan litter, 750g of GoCat box bickies, 50g tub of coldwater fish food. A girl of about 9, who doesn't like cats pointed to the cat on the packaging, said ''EEEEWWW! Who would want one of THOSE horrible things?!'' And quick as a flash hubby snapped ''The same could be said of YOU!'' Then we legged it into the next aisle quick in fits of hysterical laughter!

I absolutely LOVE Ferrero Rocher! I fill a glass with Baileys or RumChata, bite off 1/2 a Ferrero then dip the other half in the drink and scoff it that way!

Phil and Holly, hosts from This Morning.
Someone asked me who they are.
They've been involved with silly squabbled with each other!

Is it just me or am I the only one utterly sick and bored of having ''Phil and Holly'' and their childish squabbles rammed down my throat 7 days a week multiple times a day?! Who cares about either of them? Give us a break!

True fun fact about wombats: Their poo is cubed!

True fun fact about beds: The word ''bed'' actually looks like a bed!

@LittleFatty

I'm sorry to hear that. My mother died 3 years ago, so these constant emails/notifications are a painful reminder of that. I totally understand where you're coming from.

To make it worse, it's not like they actually care/support mothers and fathers, it's just a day they can try to drum up more business for themselves.

I'm not a royalist so didn't bother with the Coronation at all but the bestest part was Major Johnny....oh me little ticker!

@LittleFatty I get it. When everyone extols the virtues of a mother's unconditional love, it also pisses me off.

This is the gorgeous pendant my hubby bought me for my 58th birthday today! Thanks a bunch, sweetie! X

Here in the UK I had the government alarm at 3:03. I came into work instead of being at home as I didn't want it scaring the bollocks off our cat and fish. I thought it was going to be really loud like an air-raid siren but it was actually OK!

Killing Myself Laughing Here!
I've had 2 emails saying: Do You Want Healthy Balls?

They were in Spam, no pictures, just the title and I thought ''I don't want such disgusting filth in my emails, especially as I'm female!

Then I got a 3rd but into the Inbox with pictures....and it turns out to be from PETAUK about healthy energy balls with caramel syrup etc.!

Snack o'clock! Always have to put my snacks into bowls or before I know it I've eaten half a pack...

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