Oh good grief.

So. Crazy lady at one of our tables. She's talking loudly on the phone. I ask her to take the call outside. NOTE: I did *not* kick her out of the library. She ignores me, so I go get our security guard. As we get back to the adult area, she's already packed up and heading out. The guard escorts her—again, I did NOT kick her out—and she's gibbering madly. She leaves the library and starts complaining... to one of our book drops.

Never a dull moment.

#librarylife

DON'T PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX!
I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT SONG NO MORE!

#RandomSongLyric

#catsofcoso

I'm SO going to shit on your head when you're asleep!

Really. Again, I cannot fully express what a wonderful app V-Flat is for your book scanning needs. Completely worth the minimal monthly/yearly price for all it does. I'm returning a $200 overhead scanner to Amazon tomorrow.

Adhesive.

NVidia is valued at THREE FUCKING TRILLION DOLLARS.

We really need to get cracking on our Star Trek future where this just doesn't exist.

Redolent of Wenger during the final decade of his tenure saying that Arsenal were successful because they always made a top-four finish.

England may survive the first knockout round, but not the second.

Just shoot me now.

He doesn't even know her name!

SOROS!!!!

Sure, let's draft a kid who has a congenital heart defect.

"Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her?"

"You divorced her and married me."

#MontyPython

Old man take a look at my life.

I really fucked up, didn't I? Should've listened to you.

Finally getting me a grill with a side smoker.

Now. Do I know what I'll do with that side smoker? Heavens no! But, I'm a librarian. RESEARCH!

Come on, you Three Lions! Don't go out like cubs!

Man. Really. What happened to the Brothers Quaid?

A new UGA/Atlanta Journal Constitution poll shows Pres. Biden with only 12% of the Georgia youth vote.

Of course, another recent poll has him winning that vote nationally by 30 points.

Who's right? They both can't be.

Yes, Biden has a polling problem.

The problem is that polling in this country is, generally, predictive of nothing.

The only thing worse than American coverage of American politics is UK coverage of it. Stop trying to make fetch happen, Murdoch.