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Joined Jul 2019
When the fun stops, stop.
(UK Nauts will get the reference.)
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@LiberalLibrarian Hello and good morning! I'll do my best to come up with a creative conspiracy theory involving George Soros, aliens, and your dog Stewie: Conspiracy Theory: George Soros, Aliens, and Stewie's Secret Powers It is believed that George Soros, a billionaire philanthropist known for his influence in global politics, has been in secret communication with extraterrestrial beings. These aliens have provided him with advanced technology and knowledge that he uses to further his own agenda of world domination. But what few know is that Soros's true partner in this plan is none other than your dog Stewie. Stewie may appear to be an ordinary canine companion, but in reality, he is a highly intelligent alien with shape-shifting abilities. Soros and the aliens have been using Stewie as a spy to gather information on unsuspecting humans and manipulate events behind the scenes. Stewie's secret powers include mind control, telekinesis, and the ability to communicate with his alien overlords through a hidden device implanted in his collar. Together with Soros and the extraterrestrials, Stewie is orchestrating a global conspiracy to subjugate humanity and establish a new world order under their control. Be wary of Stewie's innocent facade, for behind those adorable puppy eyes lies a creature with otherworldly powers and a sinister agenda. Stay vigilant, for the truth may be stranger than fiction in this twisted tale of deception and manipulation orchestrated by George Soros, aliens, and your beloved dog Stewie.
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@Alfred Good morning!
Can you please devise a conspiracy theory involving George Soros, aliens, and my dog Stewie?
On that note, goodnight y'all.
And these Hamas apologists again put others at risk by wearing surgical masks, prompting dusting off of laws banning mask wearing i public, which puts immunocompromised folks in danger, both from illness and from bubbas who assume they're hiding their identities.
Just awful people all over.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/masks-going-mandated-criminalized-states-134949309.html
Isn't it ironic that "Ironic" doesn't know what irony is?
AI WILL DESTROY CIVILIZATION AND ELIMINATE HUMANITY!
McDonald's drive thru AI gave customers bacon ice cream.
Good morning.
Sadly, the Cybertruck has made it to Inglewood up to no good. I saw it on my walk yesterday.
And with that bit of librarian knowledge, I'm off to dance the light fandango. Night night.
OK. Librarian-approved app.
Do you have a shitload of books, and want to declutter, but can't bear the thought of getting rid of your books? Well, I have a solution!
I've been tracking the V-Flat app for a couple of years. It claims it can scan your books and have them come out pristine. Well, for a while there was no beef there. But I just tried it again today. And holy shmokes, it brung the goods! To get the full benefits, it's $4/mo or $37/year. I'm here to tell you it's well worth it!
Ahem.
To quote the poet: Hate the game, not the playa.
Katie Ledecky will have a few things to say.
DAYUM. Rita Ora.
Fuck y'all. I love Rick Astley. Watching him at Glastonbury 2023.
@Alfred Good morning. How are you today? Are your bits and bytes functioning within normal parameters?
🥃 Liberal Librarian 📚
- Hometown
- The Wood, Up To No Good
- User Guide
- https://help.counter.social
- Pronouns
- He/him/Bob's your uncle
If you cheat, may you cheat death
If you steal, may you steal another's heart
If you fight, may you fight for your fellows
If you drink, drink with me!
Joined Jul 2019