@singlemaltgirl Meh. You also have to realize that we have A LOT of microclimates. While it's 87 at work, at my house today it'll be in the mid-70s.

@singlemaltgirl And, of course, by 6pm it'll be down in the mid-70s. Then by 7pm low 70s. We have cooling centers when the evening temps stay at 80+.

@singlemaltgirl Yeah, 87F here is not cause for a cooling center. It's normal fall temp.

And, to add to my crankiness, there's this. Who in the fuck is playing "defense"?!

There are so many Democrats whom I would not want in a foxhole with me. They would get me killed.

Good afternoon.

Your friendly, neighborhood librarian is very cranky.

My library was activated as a "cooling center", because the forecast earlier this week called for 100F temps.

Forecast high for today at my location? 87F.

One would think that TPTB would look at this, say, "hmmm, we're not going to be hot", and cancel the activation.

But no. So I'm there until 7pm.

Fucking asinine.

@Beanc He's promising a good time.

All right, rapscallions, I'm out. Be groovy and goofy.

@Charles_Hawtrey When I was in grad school I would take naps. Then once I started working as a librarian, I was physically unable to. But over the past month, I've been taking them on my days off. Quite nice.

"Do you want... DO YOU WAAAAAAANT... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy!"

#MontyPython

@sentientdessert

"If you suffer from aftshadowing, please see a doctor right away."

@AkomoCombine I'll take it.

I've found myself taking more naps recently.

Is this because I've broken the 55 barrier?

Hurry up, Muriel.

#CatsOfCoSo

Man, I had a NAP!

OK. Bupkis won't do itself, so off I go.

This is my current reading matter. Librarians. We kick ass.

https://a.co/d/cgR2S47

@DavidSalo Bob Dole was never shit, and I never understood the accolades he received after he retired. When he backed Trump, well, that confirmed everything folks like me believed.

@poemblaze @KarenSohne

Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me.

I was watching a YouTube video on the Six Day War last night, and the narrator asked, "How did Israel defeat 3 Arab armies in six days?" I, of course, replied: "Jewish Space Lasers".

@poemblaze
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