I have cleaned my keyboard.

Please clap.

OK, off I go to get shit started.

Oh yay! Hoopla has all the Discworld books on audio!

@TomeReader

How could you, mother?

How. Could. You.

Come on, you Gooners, hang tough!

@mikeharmanos And at a good price.

Good morning.

Lavazza coffee is the bomb diggity.

@stueytheround

As elucidated by the tzaddik Terry Pratchett.

@MLClark

OK, I got to come home from work early. Gonna settle in and watch a replay of my Chelsea lads kicking ass and taking names. Until the morrow.

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@Faay Just a little bit sprinkled on a spicy street taco. Heaven.

@GeezerWench 26 minutes!

44 minutes!

@JolieSaboteuse @singlemaltgirl

She did worse than that. She was rooting for a Trump win, positing that it would "bring the revolution".

@process I know you're in the north, but I heard a little factoid yesterday and wanted to see if you could confirm. Is it true that Irish movie theaters don't do butter on popcorn?

@janallmac And the ones they killed yesterday were planning an Oct 7-like attack on the north.

ONE HOUR TO GO UNTIL I'M OUTTA THE BOOKBARN!

Now the goalposts will shift.

"Israel attacked a sovereign nation!!!"

Hezbollah, unprovoked, has been attacking Israel for 11 months. Does that not count?

BUT IT WAS INDISCRIMINATE!!!

heh.

@PussyFootingAround So disappointed in her.