I've wondered about that.
His "wound" was hardly more than an impromptu, non-consensual ear piercing.
@Tarnagh @Museek @LiberalLibrarian
I've seen people with gauges who took more impressive wounds to the ear.
@mcfate Gauges?
Those things that make giant holes in people's earlobes.
@mcfate Oh, right. Living where I do I shoulda known that.
@Tarnagh @Museek @LiberalLibrarian
We should send him (fake) diamond studs for his newly pierced ear and nose rings to his VP
I sent a thank you note to Pres Biden via the contact on the WH website.
@LiberalLibrarian I can just see him showing up for his sentencing hearing in a full body cast and wearing his stupid, cheap ass red tie. ๐คฃ
@LiberalLibrarian Yeah, confirmation definitely required - although I should note if my understanding of gunfire and medicine cover this area as well as I'd like (and I'm fairly confident they're close enough) I'd expect, given his age, his eardrum is probably toast... and I think it's quite likely severe, permanent damage was done to the inner ear.
The sonic boom from a supersonic bullet ~3cm away can be quite destructive.
So I'd anticipate him to be deaf in that ear, at least temporarily.
@LiberalLibrarian Yeah, a bullet that travels more than a hundred feet and *just misses* your skull but takes out part of your ear, and only that, is pretty unlikely. A chunk of debris, though, that's plausible.
I absolutely will not believe he went up there with a squib concealed behind his ear. That's a lovely conspiracy theory but it's bollocks. Too many moving parts, and not his MO. He's a showman, not a stuntman.
My speculation is bunk. The teleprompters did not shatter.
The wound is not inconsistent with being hit by the glass from the teleprompter. But as. you say we're speculating without confirmation. #politics
@sfleetucker @LiberalLibrarian
We have no confirmation that he has any wound at all from anything. Just sayin...
#politics
@sfleetucker @LiberalLibrarian
It's so hard to believe any claim coming from or about #Trump.
Maybe he really was lucky enough to have been juuuuuust grazed by a 556 round instead of it taking his ear clean off.
Maybe.
We all know he's a lying sumbich and he's playing this up for his vapid base. Whatever caused the wound certainly doesn't require wearing a maxi pad on the side of his head for a week.
@LiberalLibrarian Maaaaybe, he got nicked by one of the SS agent's finger nail as they tried to cover his sorry fat head. We'll never know, cuz he doesn't want us to know and the SS won't/can't talk.
@LiberalLibrarian seems obviousโฆ