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He was a majestic specimen of a man, with pert buttocks and rippling thighs. Adonis would be as a Quasimodo next to him.
@LiberalLibrarian Like a remora attached to a lamprey.🤨
@LiberalLibrarian Somebody saved pages from his 'Witd of the Day's calendar.
@LiberalLibrarian Those "patented puckered lips" hsve always looked like an A-hole to me
@LiberalLibrarian welp... my gag reflex is still intact.
@LiberalLibrarian His tiny hands clenched, only slightly limping from the bone spurs, his eyes steaming like a huge poop on a frosty NYC sidewalk...
At the patent office:
Clerk: Yes sir can I help you?
Trump: I want to patent this:
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I needed the laugh
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"Patented" puckered lips? That would be the Cat's Asshole™ that lives below his nose?