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"Do they still worship us, child?"
"Well, I shit in a box and they clean it."
"Good. Good."

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"It's not easy, but we had to deal with a leafball once...still trying to get over that."

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HEEY LL😊
HEEY Mr BARBER💈 Just Take A Little Off The Sides So That It Looks Like A FADE Cut😂

Thank U😊

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"And when you're done grooming me, don't forget to put some Extra Crispy Chicken Tenders in my food dish, Colonel Sanders..."

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Mother Nature's cat getting a trim.

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You there, human. When you're finished, peel me a mouse. A very large mouse.

@LiberalLibrarian "Just a little from behind the ears please."

@LiberalLibrarian Keep the real kitties inside your house.