I want to say that, in my defense, I was left unattended. But I've been left unattended regularly since I was a small child and I've done okay so I'm not sure that excuse works any more.
@AskTheDevil *points at American politics*
If you're the right color and have enough money, you can get away with it.
@LianaBrooks I don't have one of the money part, so I can do it and still be a rebel?
*shrugs*
I'm an ocean away and not in charge of you. Any choices you make are your own problem.
@LianaBrooks You mean "you didn't stop me" is a valid excuse?
Yay!
*grabs matches, paint cans, and a bag of marshmallows.