Friend: You know, if you logged onto this website and did this paperwork, you'd get an award for this work you do!
Me: Is it cash or college scholarships?
Friend: 0.o - It's a certificate and an award ceremony!
Me: Hard pass. I'm a Millennial. I have enough of those from grade school.
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If people really want to show appreciation, I want it in cash or scholarships for my kids.
Another piece of paper I will inevitably shove in a file folder and forget three second later is not my love language.
I will also accept world peace.
I don't see that being an option, but I'm willing to accept another certificate of appreciation if it means no one goes to war again.