An uitwaain should be a trachle or you’re doing it wrong — amIright?
Pay me no mind — I feel like being obnoxious today.

Last night, I watched “Navalny,” the documentary that is now nominated for an Academy Award. Evil doesn’t have to be smart to do grave damage. Confirming that Putin is a petty, venal, liar, and sociopath, it also exposed how narcissists can’t/don’t surround themselves with the best and brightest. “Yes Men” who appear strong are merely thugs and bullies. And “Moscow 4?” LOL! And it’s actually infuriating that such incompetence can prevail because these people have abandoned their own humanity.

So Tepper hires another “pastor” to coach the team because I guess the team plays on Sunday so why not kill two birds with one stone? #Sarcasm The players TOLD YOU who they wanted to play for. They SHOWED YOU. Tepper is just “that guy.” I love my team, I love players; I can’t think of one #NFL owner whose hand I’d want to shake. Expletive.

Ladies, do you, like me, count donning and escaping from your sports bra as part of your workout? Do you credit it as wrestling or yoga or what? Bonus question: did the same asshat who invented pantyhose also design the sports bra? #OW #UGH #alltheBatmanwords

I love that Mahomes is questionable to return, but has his helmet on and is standing so close behind Andy Reid he can count his neck hairs. Players wanna play. #nfl

I just texted my hair stylist, whom I typically see once a quarter, that 2023 is the year I want to learn to style my hair (breaking keys is my 2023 theme, remember?). Based on her use of exclamation points and emojis in her response, I’m pretty sure she’s verklempt.

I choose to read this piece as satire (it isn’t 😏), although it would have played better as such with at least one reference to “deflated balls.” But I guess when you’re writing about a [checks article] “staggeringly handsome quarterbacking demigod” — seriously, Rick, did you read that sentence out loud? — you don’t want to be too critical. Demigod? Like Narcissus? Okay. Nailed it. ANYway. #NFL #Sports

https://wapo.st/3QT3Vxu

I’ve got to leave for a little bit — y’all have me cackling!

Holy Cult of Personality, y’all! I just spent an hour reading the comments under a WaPo piece re: Madonna’s upcoming world tour - what a ride! I learned a shit ton of do’s & don’ts for myself as a 61-year old woman (most of it contradictory ), stuff about Chrissy Hynde I wish I didn’t now know, & lots more! I wanted to comment but I’m signed in under my actual name and I’m convinced Madonnanites would send assassins to my house. I just wanted to say Madonna is the Kim Kardashian of Chers. 🙀

Having spaghetti with red sauce and red wine whilst sitting on my new lounger and wearing a white hoodie. BE BOLD! Wish me luck 😃

Man. I hate to see this. Prayers up.

What’s the over/under on how many handhelds Brady breaks on the sidelines? #NFL

Jerry Jones is up in his box swiping right on whatever the equivalent of Tinder for kickers is. #NFL

Oh, this poor kicker. Get that man a sports psychologist STAT! #NFL

Wow. These playoff games. Crazy!

Waiting for the “please use hashtags for your dog pictures — I only like cats” people to comment.

Lighten up — ⬆️ it’s a joke.

https://mymodernmet.com/2022-dog-photography-awards/