The crushing weight of hardships have pinned him down. Alas, he is worn weary from the world.
@Kurtroedeger Erm looks more like the crushing weight of too many treats... taking after the ole man eh?
@PurpleDragon there is a little joggle in his wiggle
@Kurtroedeger Needs more sheep chasing activities lol
Now duke, he sat me down for my review yesterday. It appears I have not met the belly rub metrics and my treat giving quota was unfulfilled. I've been put on a PIP and my future employment as his servant is up in the air.
@Kurtroedeger He might trade you in for the younger model. @PurpleDragon
Duke has some pretty high standards. I suggest some online learning courses for you 😆
@PurpleDragon @stueytheround I've fallen behind on my continuing education classes. Clearly. 😞
Let's see....
::starts scrolling::
I got 'Naps', 'How to Train Your Hooman', 'Sit, Stay, Bark', and 'Belly Rubs Forever '
@Kurtroedeger There ya go! Those all sound like exactly what you need. Duke deserves only the best 💜
@Kurtroedeger Maybe see if Duke has any TED talks you can watch to help you out