The wife is away for a week and I'm tempted to switch the direction the dryer door opens and not say anything.
Bet if you do it, she doesn't say anything.
@mcfate if that's the case then I could plan to switch once a year
"So, what's next for this guy?"
"Starting NEXT week, he gets TALLER."
โ M*A*S*H*
@mcfate soooo, 1/4" off the bottom of the bed posts, table legs, chairs, etc?
Basically. You also need to play with the clothing.
Trapper John spent a month convincing Frank Burns he was first losing and then gaining weight by swapping his clothes for slightly larger or smaller ones was he was asleep.
@mcfate my wood working is good to mess with the furniture, but my sewing needs help ๐คทโโ๏ธ
@Kurtroedeger So, you like living by yourself and want to make it permanent?
Not a jury would convict her either.
@Kurtroedeger If you could film the beating she gives you that'd be fun to see. ๐ฏ๐
@Kurtroedeger Fun! The fridge too
@b4cks4w fridge has double doors. Wouldn't work. And washer is top load, I can't very well pretend it always opened that way. That'd be about on par with spinning around the toilet seat.
@Kurtroedeger I bet it would take me a year to notice.
You like to live dangerously.
Some people sky dive for the thrill, or bunjee jump.
But those thrills are weaksauce. I live closer to the edge than anyone.
Went flying with my brother in his two-seater ultralite/trike over the Sea of Cortez. He turned off the motor to scare me. It didnโt work. We glided.
Took off & landed on the beach in Puerto Peรฑasco (Rocky Point) Mexico.
Loved every minute.
โฆdo iiittttt
and! say, itโs always been this wayโฆ ๐๐คฃ @Kurtroedeger
@Kurtroedeger Be careful you don't end up sleeping on the other side of the couch! ; )
@Kurtroedeger See that dog crate? Don't mess with any laundry machine (other than to fix it) or your Mrs. will be having you sleep in that crate, and Clark will get your spot in the bed!
@Kurtroedeger
I'm going to bet... If you do... You'll be doing all the laundry going forward??
@InvaderGzim
๐คทโโ๏ธ She does it during the summer, once the school year kicks up it's on my plate then
@Kurtroedeger If you do, when she gets home, you're going to need to sleep with one eye open.
For the rest of your life.