I got a new bucket.

#kurtsgonnabeokay
#subtoot

@Kurtroedeger Why empty? Where nutella?

@stueytheround here's Nutella. Costco only had these size jars 😞

@Kurtroedeger How are you supposed to get your face in there? Costco are slacking!

@stueytheround @Kurtroedeger

I'm trying to figure out how he gets his hands in them nevermind his face?!

@raspberrypanda @stueytheround
You doubt me? These are single serving containers so no need for a lid. Just slice along the red line, pop the top, and I get on to fisting Nutella right in my face hole.

@Kurtroedeger Fisting Nutella?! 👀😬 You're not, by chance, related to a VP running candidate are you? 👀
@raspberrypanda @stueytheround

@Christmas_Snow @Kurtroedeger @stueytheround

🤐 🙈 🙉

@raspberrypanda It's sort of a 'what the hell is a more terrifying?' situation, isn't it? 😬

@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround

@Christmas_Snow @raspberrypanda @stueytheround

For the last time, carpet munching is a euphemism, it wasn't meant literally.

@Kurtroedeger Good heavens Kurt, stop while you're ahead! I was remarking on you talking about fisting your poor jar of Nutella! Not kink shaming, but maybe get some better blinds to spare your neighbours. 🙈 @raspberrypanda @stueytheround

@Kurtroedeger Well i stand corrected, Kurt! Apparently it's world BDSM day, so leave those blinds open and let your freak flag fly! 😁

**Do not blame me if you get arrested. @raspberrypanda @stueytheround

@Christmas_Snow @raspberrypanda @stueytheround

I live down a long private lane and have this sign up next to the drive. If they're peeping in my windows they deserve what they see.