Make it a required bribe to get in the door.
@Kurtroedeger Brilliant idea!!
@Kurtroedeger BREAKING NEWS:
Man dies from massive coronary.
Undertakers fail to remove smile from deceased's face.
This is why I keep a cadre of cardiologists on retainer
@Kurtroedeger Does she live down the road? Because it seems like you are telling yourself a story about your donut problem. π
@misslovelymess she's a state away. Just been visiting that much this year π€¦ββοΈ
I asked the wife how many days here before she has to change her residency.
But hey, donuts and donuts and donuts. So π€·ββοΈπ€€π€€π€€π€€
@Kurtroedeger Plot twist: The MIL secretly works for an evil scientist. He needed a 'guinea pig' so the MIL offered up you. The donuts are injected with a serum that--when combined with the right combination of words--will be released into your body, completely changing you forever.
Plot twist on the plot twist: The evil scientist is...
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CLARK!!!
(Not so awkward now, is he?!! π π)
@Christmas_Snow sounds plausible, still not sharing my donuts.
@Kurtroedeger My kid is on her way to invade my serenity, I wish I had one of those !