Oh yay, I just got 200 reasons you shouldn't leave me in your house unattended. Oh the places I can hide these.
@Kurtroedeger #BlessKurtsWife π€£π¦
Wife: why are you sitting there giggling?
Me: ππππππ
Wife: nope. That's bullshit.
Me: π€·ββοΈ
Wife: ::exasperated sigh::