I was making cheese toast & had this last bit of Asiago cheese until it disappeared off the counter.
I found it under the dining room table — with these teeth marks.
I also found this suspicious looking character lurking in the shadows in the kitchen.
She claims to know nothing about the pilfered cheese & says the teeth marks don’t match her dental records.
@Route10 Innocent.
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@piquant00 I can confirm. The cat is innocent. I will verify her alibi. She was sunning herself peacefully and it was a wild raccoon that came in. She chased it off and saved your cheese, that's why you found her at the scene of the crime. That cat is a hero and you should reward her with cheese.