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No no no, they secretly stuff fatty snacks in your mouth while you're sleeping to put the weight on.
I need you to back me up on this as it was the only way I could explain the pillow crumbs to the wife back when we had cats.
@Kurtroedeger @NorthernInvader 💯%. Cats think their hoomans are terrible hunters. So they bring us treats all the time. You're lucky your treats had crumbs! 🤣