Space battle ship!

Kiddo: I CHALLENGE you dad!!!
Me: ok, sure, but finish your chores and empty the dishwasher after
Kiddo: how about we bet? I win, you empty the dishwasher, you win, then I do it?
Me: that bet has no benefit to me.
Kiddo: fine..if you win, I'll do it.....without complaining.
Me: deal!! Your star fleet is going down!!!
#parenting