Wife: watcha doin'?
Kurt: food.
::Cuts chocolate croissant in half, puts just cooked bacon in middle, microwaves 12 seconds::
Wife: how on gods green earth do you still have functioning arteries?
Kurt: π€·ββοΈ
Kurt: π€€π€€π€€π€€π€€π€€π€€π€€ :: inappropriate moaning sounds intensify::
Wife: okay, make me one.
#kurtsgonnabefine