Here's the one thing capitalists don't want you to realize about politics.
Almost every issue and complaint from both sides of the political spectrum would be solved by eating the rich.
This isn't left vs. right, it's top vs. bottom.
@Koore: Um, that's not only true of capitalists, and it isn't by a long shot. It's also not totally but not insignificantly inaccurate. That said, it's quite close to being accurate about the source of the foundational problem, but the sad part is that there's no solution to that problem:
Human nature.
I don't mean homines sapientes but rather what's underneath, what our software version has underneath: the limbic system.
As the fella said, "The last word in circus is... 'us'."
@Koore This is, you see, I don't like pork that much, and I can only tolerate so many hot dogs.
@Koore They spend their spare cash on media companies to repeatedly tell us we like it this way. #eattherich